Anyones Daughter Deep Purple at 8:30 PM

	G
	Well, I stood under your bedroom window

Throwing up a brick

No one came I threw one more

That really did the trick

Your daddy came and banged my head

He said what kind of man

Is this that's hanging 'round my girl

And threw me in the car

	Em
You're a	farmer's daughter

You're a farmer's daughter

Why do I always get

The kinda girl I didn't oughta get

	C	G/B
	I won't get no more	eggs and water

	Am	Em
	Now I've laid the	farmer's daughter

(piano break in G, same chords as above)

	G
	Imagine I was a full-grown man

And I could talk just right

Could I come and see you here

And do this every night

Wham! The door comes crashing down

Your daddy's face all pale

Says come with me you hairy bum

I'll put you in my jail

	Em
You're a	judge's daughter

You're a judge's daughter

Why do I always get

The kinda girl I didn't oughta get

	C	G/B
	Now I'm getting	jail and torture

	Am	Em
	'Cause I made the j	udge's daughter

(Spoken: Yes I did. It was nice.)

(guitar break)

	C	G/B
	It seems they're screaming	law and order

	Am	Em
	When I go with	anyone's daughter

	G
	Woman I should like some peace

And daddy hold your tongue

I think you're gonna die of fright

When I tell you what I've done

I can hear your tales and lies

You say I'm dumb and scraggy

But man this dumb and scraggy is

Your daughter's baby's daddy

	Em
She's a	lucky daughter

Such a lucky daughter

Why did I always get

The kinda girl I didn't wanna get

	C	G/B
	Now I've got what I	always fought for

	Am	Em
	'Cause I've married a	rich man's daughter

(Spoken: Waddaya think of that?)